Don’t eat fresh crab in bed, no matter how neat you are you are going to end up sleeping on a pieces of shell.
If someone decides to share their pain or sadness with you try not to immediately tell them your sad story. Just listen and make sweet cooing noises.
Right here and right now is the only guarantee you get so stop waiting till things are “perfect”
No one can make you happy. That is your job.
“Growing old,” I used to not like that expressions until I stopped and thought about it. We all get old and if you can do it and keep growing in mind and spirit, not in the belly you will be a happy oldster.
Listening should be your secret weapon to living a good life.
Don’t watch animal videos of people encountering bears while hiking just before you go to bed.
The Buzzy Donahue Show 